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Overview of the “Vagin-killer”, or how you should not make films.

I’ll start this review with the fact that I watched the movie with the original voice acting. Yes, Japanese, and yes, I did not understand anything. So I just tell you about what I saw. And, honestly, it’s terrible. Combining cheap porn and cheap horrors is somehow not quite a successful move. But Japanese filmmakers were clearly under drugs, and they do not care what to shoot. Well, about everything in order.

It all starts with the fact that Japanese pioneers walk in jungle. Then we are shown that they have come a long way, stopped by the lake, and began to look into the barrel. Some unknown crap floats in it, and the Indian pops up on the pioneers and begins to scream heart-rendingly (actually saying, but for me it was a cry). Then there was some dialogue, and from the Indian (I think so) the translator translated into Japanese. Alas, I don’t know any of them. Well, the Indian is trying to take this barrel, but they do not allow him to do this aggressively. And then, in general, the pioneer fled so unexpectedly, her blood poured out of her mouth, and she died, and the pioneer with the cries of Ksenko (or somehow) held her in her arms. And this, along the way, although I am not sure, there was a tie, and against the background of the bottom of the sea, we were shown the name of the film “Killer Pussy”, which, I think, by the name of the post, no need to translate. And yes, I forgot, even in the beginning I had complaints about the game of actors, but I will describe all this later. And yes, the pelvis is ready.

Now the initial credits have gone. The aunt is something thrryndit, then a man, but it doesn’t matter.

Then we are shown the heroes https://ukcryptocasinos.co.uk/review/golden-genie/ of this film who are driving by car. And here is an unexpected plot turn! The car stalled, And I took the pelvis at the sight of the faces of the heroes, And we were shown the main characters of this amazing paintings. These are two Pedica, honestly man, one of whom behaves like a moron, thinking that he is a charismatic character, and three girls. Although, Stop, that’s not so moron, they are all obvious morons. But they have phones. But not the point ..

Our main characters walked through either the forest, or the same jungle that were at the beginning of the film. And quite unexpectedly stumble upon the building. Naturally, the most “charismatic” character began to push the boards away, and they came in. Into darkness. Well, then, as I understand it, one of them suspected something, but, according to the laws of the genre, they did not pay due attention to this. The heroes found a room in which they decided to stop. Two of them decided to move away, found a strange door, behind which was frozen (it seems, I did not fully understand) a woman, and without some kind of emotions left. She, of course, is not going to release them.

When one of the heroines bathed, the same woman attacked her, introduced some parasite into her, and her Pussy became Killer. I described everything, and in order to avoid spoilers I will stop retelling the film, but I will talk about impressions. Pelvis, even closer, with*ka, because it will happen next

And I’ll start, perhaps, with the aforementioned actors’ game. She is not. Actors simply behave like idiots and all. If I found my hand, I would yell much earlier, and completely wrong.

Now about the performance of the film itself, that is, the effects. When I saw blood, I laughed. No, however, even Ketchup in the role of blood would look more realistic than this garbage, that they used. It feels like paints added to the water. And about white nonsense, I generally be silent, Using the pelvis. And in this film there is even shooting! But I barely heard her, as the revolver shoots quieter than a gun with a silencer, and with a shot, you might think that this is a lighter. And the bare wire is like a Bengal light, and electricity is like…. you will see for yourself, in short. Forgot to say what the insides are here! Tectas, by God. Although, I still did not understand, maybe it was a parasite, but it seemed to me that there should have been the insides. An individual glance is worthy of erotic Yes cheap porn pancake And fighting scenes. So, that those that are made so stupidly that even … um, I can not even give an example. In short, imagine so, beat you with a pipe, and you twitch after a few seconds after the blow. Yes, this is how it may not sound delusional. And about erotic scenes we can say…. you know, I will not say anything. Forget it, and if you want to watch this amazing film, you can safely smell it at 2-3 minutes, if you, of course, do not like to puke. And if you like it, see, To health. But still, it is better to protect the psyche and stomach. So, let’s return to combat scenes, for not all told about them. When I saw a fight, I thought they were hugging, but, it turned out, they hit each other very much! And again about the game of actors, so without tears, Without, his mother, pelvis, It is impossible to watch. By the way, what to see is a shelling heroine! Yes, Rambo smokes on the sidelines! And the weapon is cooler than Xena from the series of the same name. And by the way, pay attention to how weapons were taken from her. Yes, it’s funny. I hope not a spoiler.

Bottom line: when trying to combine porn and horrors, it turned out to be a complete rubbish that is better not to watch, Guess without which?. And if you still want to see, then look, forget it to the psyche, stomach And in general all organs. The ending of the film hints at the continuation, which I would not want. The film gets 11/10, Never, I repeat, never, see this nonsense of a brush drug addict.

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